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zipper fart

a fart that sounds like a zipper sound, especially of a sleeping bag zipping sound.
That wasn't a fart. I was zipping up my sleeping bag.

Yeah, whatever! That was a zipper fart.
by I think I'm right. July 31, 2009
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flash fart

A fart that happens so fast and unknowingly that there is no time to tighten butt muscles.
Usually by constant laughter
John: So the police officer says 'thats not a donkey, thats my grandma!'

Jerry: LMFAOBBQWTFLOL!11! *flash fart*

John: Yo did you seriously just flash fart?
by Cody Baggs is here October 30, 2007
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fart mongoose

1. A disgusting human (man) that is capable of breaking wind on command whether in public or private and by doing so pisses off his peers.
2. CLR (chlamydia laced rectum aka Chuck)
3. A person that will end up sleeping alone if they don't stop this bullshit.
That fart mongoose ripped so much ass it rattled the bed.
by chou chou January 5, 2008
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lady fart

a significant fart emitted by a person of the female persuasion. used to claim/excuse a fart. can be used by a person to forewarn surrounding individuals of an oncoming smell. said in a high pitched, lady-like voice that is drawn out.
girl: -loud fart-...."lady fart..."
by ummmcarolyn May 29, 2008
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dog fart

1. An expulsion of smelly gas from a dog anus.

2. A term used to describe a feeling of dissapointment.
"God, can you smell that dog fart? It smells like shit run over twice in here."

"Suzy said she can't make it to the party. Ahh, dog fart."
by CosmicKristy September 12, 2006
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pussy fart

owner 1:Mr. tink, did you just fart?
Mr. tink: meow
owner 2:eww, it smells like pussy farts in here!
by briia February 20, 2010
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Fart Symbol

The fart symbol is an underground hand motion that one uses to secretly warn approaching friends that a fart has just been released into a very crowded room by the claimer who has symbold the warning. The symbol is most often used in loud atmospheres where code words are not legible within a safe distance.

The symbol first originated in a Howard st night club (Baltimore, MD) where a nasty pig's gf requested aid with keeping prowlers at bay. Bf would stand behind her at the bar and release farts into the crowd to create more bar space. Often, the creepiest of stranger will greet you with the fart symbol, allerting you that they're a stinky foe long after beer goggles have kicked in.

TO PERFORM FART SYMBOL: Use American sign language to symbol "OK" with your right hand (Fingers apart, Thumb and index finger touching to form a circle).
"No honey, it's not worth a drink. He just gave us the fart symbol...dubbed himself stinky and he doesn't even know it."

"Oops, I didn't realize everybody here knew the fart symbol"

"Was she giving you the fart symbol?...Oh ok, that's your ex wife. Of course she doesn't know what it means...or does she?"
by Ray Liza February 4, 2010
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