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who's your daddy

an expression of power od domination from one individual to another
Who's your daddy?
by Edgar February 17, 2003
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so's your nipples

The only real comeback to a so's your face. Makes just about as much sense, but it's a triple threat - it's offensive, confusing, and it draws attention to the stupidity of the phrase "so's your face".

When used, your opponent will be utterly confused. They will either stand with a bewildered expression on their face, or reply with a curt "What?"

At this point all you must do to finish now is go "Yeah! What now?" and walk off with a slight swagger. You win.

This works just about 100% of the time. I'm serious, try it.
Person 1: Alright, that's it. You're an unbelievable douche.
Person 2: Well, so's your face!
Person 1: Well, so's your nipples!
Person 2: ...
Person 1: What now, punk?

Person 1: Will you shut up? Santa does not exist.
Person 2: Your face should shut up!
Person 1: Your nipples should shut up!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Yeah, that's what I thought!

(as you can see, it works best when you copy the same format the other person used so's your face in)
by SomeWhiteNoise December 12, 2010
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dilling your pickle

Sleeping with a girl who is gross and dirty downstairs
I hooked up with her but she dilled my pickle
by Jon Leslie May 2, 2004
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clap your ass

Meaning Fight, Punch , and beat up somebody unexpectedly after they talked shit about you
Disrespect my mom one more time and I will clap your ass
by your mom gei 101 June 4, 2018
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spanking your monkey

my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn
by kitty February 24, 2004
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It's Cuz Your Black

A saying that is said everyday usually in a non-racial (most of the time) way, this quote is used just to mess around with your black friend, but may still get mad because you said it, however this is a very popular catchy phrase that should get said at the right unexpected moment, and is usually always funny if used at the right time and not exaggerated.
Leondre: Yo Izzy.. I didn't get the job at pizza hut..

Izzy: It's cuz your black.
by izzy863 February 23, 2010
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get your brown on

getting your brown on is where you drink to the point of not being able to control ones bodily functions, mainly crapping yourself
"boys were getting our brown on tonight" or "boys lets get defcon brown tonight" or "are you going to get your brown on"
by winkelton November 16, 2009
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