Yolanda Syndrome

A syndrome discovered by the upcoming artist "Yoyo Nosa" that is a life phenomenon of everything going wrong if it can. Carriers of the Yolanda syndrome often experience ungodly amounts of misfortune on a weekly basis. So much that they eventually come to terms with their misfortune and gain the power to foresee it.

My ice cream fell on a tar road before I could open my car door, I must be experiencing the Yolanda Syndrome.

Some crazy driver wrecked my car my first day on the road, this has to be the Yolanda syndrome!

Costco was giving out sample cookies but the man in front of me got the last one for the week, must be the Yolanda syndrome I've been having.

by Truedattruedat June 21, 2017

buzzlightyear syndrome

when a male believes that his stamina is that good that he can continue to please his woman to infinity and beyond!

I shagged my bird until i reached infinity and beyond ive been diagnosed with buzzlightyear syndrome

by tinkerbeck February 5, 2013

SV Syndrome

SV stands for Saggy Vagina. People with saggy vaginas are commonly called "SV's" or "SV Syndrome girls". Saggy Vaginas are unattractive and should be taken care of immediately. People who wear pants that poof out near the crotch area are also known as having "SV Syndrome."

Ya she totally has SV Syndrome!

by [e-mail] October 11, 2010

Elephant Syndrome

A dismissive attitude toward a phenomenon that is known to be real, but cannot be explained. Due to the inability to explain something, a person will naturally choose to not think about it further. It's a shut off valve in the brain that happens when a conclusion cannot be reached. Those who choose to pursue the Elephant Syndrom are perceived as obsessive by the mainstream who simply accept it with no explanation.

His Elephant Syndrome made choose to forget why that ghost appeared to him.

by mmemagnus January 4, 2011

Boyle's Syndrome

Mental and Physical breakdown following the failure to win a much-hyped reality talent show.

eg. Susan Boyle on 'Britain's got Talent.

Andy: Did you see that Big Brother has-been freakout in Wallmart yesterday?

Tom: Yeah ... Boyle's Syndrome again .. he'll be in a psych ward come Christmas.

by Hangdog68 June 1, 2009

Glarses Syndrome

Ones belief that the mx brown or clones of browns are bad only cause popular keyboard youtuber glarses does not like them. And instead of actually trying them yourself and seeing if you prefer it or not, you take glarses' word.

Yeah I actually tried MX Browns today and have figured out they are on of my favorite switches in both feel and sound, I can't believe I had Glarses Syndrome. I'm glad I found out my preference instead of taking his opinion as mine.

by YellowNotThe July 11, 2021

Danisbel Syndrome

1. Mental person that is incapable of resisting the urge to go to Disney and play with her kittens.

2. Someone who is addicted to sexual intercourse that involves harsh treatment such as slapping, biting, anal fisting/vaginal fisting, handcuffs, vaginal clamps, and choking.

1. "Hey danisbel, my grandmother died last night, would you mind coming to her funeral with me?'
"No thanks, i'd rather spend the day at Disney with my kittens."
"Classic Danisbel syndrome.."

2. "Daddy you're not doing it right, you're supposed to put your whole arm inside not just your fist."
"I knew she was infected with Danisbel sydrome.."

by stephanierabbit June 13, 2016