Bieber My Balls

A phrase made up by MTV Live host Daryn Jones says when anyone makes fun of Justin Bieber.

Nicole: I hate Justin Bieber.
Daryn: Well then you can bieber my balls

Nicole gets turned on because she wants to get with Daryn Jones, but he would never get with a girl as annoying as her.

by DJonesWifey December 4, 2010

My Story Animated

Weird stories about either a girl that can't keep her legs closed or someone that nukes their grandma's house because she didn't give them an extra cookie

My Story Animated is weird

by Bonehead5000 September 1, 2020

cut my teeth

gain early experience

The legendary German fighter pilot, the Red Baron, cut his teeth when accompanying his father in various hunting trips during his childhood

I cut my teeth on the leadership when I was elected as the president of the classes in middle school

by vanderpol August 2, 2010

my life is twilight

(1) a group of twilight obsessed people who want to post twilight related information anonymously to the world.
(2) a web site similar to MLIA FML and MLIG consisting of girls age 10-15 discussing their love of a wolf or a 108 year old virgin who sparkles (both fictional)

god she is such a twihard she has my life is twilight as her home page.

by myhavecokkie January 10, 2010

Sit on my Facebook

Phrase/term: the act of becoming a "Friend" or "Fan" of a person or entity on Facebook. A invitation/phrase used by Jib Slice to invite new Friends to his Facebook page.

Dude, become my "Friend" and I'll let ya sit on my Facebook.

by Jib Slice May 10, 2010

my pants are tight

having an erection, boner, causing pants to become tighter

My pants are tight now that i watchd that porno.

by Jessica September 9, 2003

Crawling in my skin

From the popular Linkin Park song. You use this when somebody is being an angsty bitch and generally whining about their lives and how they have it so much worse than you. See angst

"Ricky's whining about how his girlfriend left him. CRAWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN"

by Protodude August 29, 2004