good hand

A term used by trannies who look to pleasure themselves and their sexual partner with the same hand.

Person 1: Yeah that he-she is known for their good hand
Person 2 : Fag

by Sash marler June 22, 2006

Good Time Charlie

Verb
1. The sexual act of having your anus licked by your partner while eating a chocolate candy bar.

Lady of the night: Hey baby, watch lookin for?
Other Individual: Just a good time charlie.

by everyhandleistakenalready March 24, 2017

good morning camper

When you wake a girl up with your balls dangling in a teabag over her face. She opens her eyes to the sight (and touch) of your fleshy scrotum and, screaming, tries to swat it away. But like any good Boy Scout, you've come prepared. You've shat in her hands so when she brings them to her face to defend herself, she smears your cocoa butter all across her face. Then, you spray her in the eyes with 'OFF!'. (Use a liberal amount to give off the feeling of a true campout.)

Jon - "Dan, you gotta help me out here. Holly and I are out of variations to spice up our sex life."
Dan - "Why don't you take her camping?"
Jon - "She's not really into the outdoors."
Dan - "You don't have to be outdoors to give a good morning camper, my friend."

by Dr. Morrison December 17, 2008

Good News Bible

Just like the regular Bible, except Jesus saves a bunch of money on his car insurance.

The Good News Bible, the only Bible that mentions a gecko.

by Brian Minch April 2, 2006

what you no good

A) A question that asks what one has been up to.
B) A question that asks how one is feeling.

Meaning A:
W: What you no good?
K: Not much, just chillin'.

Meaning B:
W: What you no good?
K: I ain't so good cos I got real bad gas from all them sodas.

by Merriweather July 11, 2006

good punch in the pants

A really good pounding on a girls vagina. To really just fuck the shit out of a girls vertical smile.

"Man, I sure would like to give that chic a good punch in the pants".

by Ryan Cantu September 30, 2006

good the fuck morning

As "Good Morning" has long since been recognized as little more than a concept, an oxymoron at best; "Good The Fuck Morning", is now the only way to truly wish another a good morning without trying to sound ironic.

SuzieQ: "Good the fuck morning, Ted!"

Ted: "Yeah, no kidding. It is. Imagine that? Well, a good the fuck morning to you too!"

by jacobkreist March 30, 2007