A particularly bad episode of SpongeBob Squarepants where the character Squidward is the constant subject of pain and suffering - often in a tasteless manner.
Bro 1: "Dude, I got poop on my dick from doing anal with my girl."
Bro 2: "Damn that sucks on baby. Anyways, would you like to watch some SpongeBob."
Bro 1: "Sure as long as it's not a Squidward Torture Porn."
Bro 2: "Damn that sucks on baby. Anyways, would you like to watch some SpongeBob."
Bro 1: "Sure as long as it's not a Squidward Torture Porn."
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All that is left behind is a semi-burned flaccid piece of flesh, mostly used as the main ingredient of a ''dick dog.''
All that is left behind is a semi-burned flaccid piece of flesh, mostly used as the main ingredient of a ''dick dog.''
Friend: ''You look tired; what did you do last night?''
MC: '' I got some porn done to me. It wasn't very pleasant though...''
Friend: '' What happened?''
MC: ''The black guy wouldn't stop screaming, plus he fucking ate my dick dog when I was clearly hungry.''
MC: '' I got some porn done to me. It wasn't very pleasant though...''
Friend: '' What happened?''
MC: ''The black guy wouldn't stop screaming, plus he fucking ate my dick dog when I was clearly hungry.''
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