Chunky Monkey

The result of a man pulling his shorts or pants up in an aggressive manner, effectively seperating the testicles and creating a spectactle resembling a balloon artist's encore performance.

That chunky monkey James pulled off last night deserves a medal. Can't believe he can't walk right this morning!

by Sabreraider March 13, 2022

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Monkey Slide

When person in nude are on the top branch slides down into another person with their ass spread on the bottom gets dick in there ass/vagina during tree slide.

Girl: Wanna do the Monkey Slide?
Boy: What's that?
Girl: We are nude and you slide down and get your dick up my pussy.

by YeetTheDick October 9, 2018

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Speckle Monkey

An immature person, usually a grown adult, who tends to focus on the little things that make absolutely no difference and waste their life lost in trying to figure them out.

Sid: Hey man, what's going on?
Goob: I'm trying to figure this out!
Sid: Figure what out?
Goob: Where the water keeps going.
Sid: Down the drain buddy.
Goob: Yeah but, then where?
Sid: Who cares you speckle monkey.

by tdmiller February 28, 2013

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splatter monkey

When you shit so hard you leave stains on the bottom of the toilet

I went to the bathroom after David and he left splatter monkeys everywhere.

by Ccastle April 3, 2017

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Bush Monkey

Men who hookup or "cruise " for sex in the bush. Normally in obscure places. They can also be shower monkeys (cruise in gym) garage monkeys (cruise in car garage) mostly these monkeys are cruising for sex and mostly in bushes or bathroom stalls like the toilet monkey.

Look at these Bush Monkeys popping in and out of the same bush. Hope they clean up after themself. Hate seeing all the TP and condom wrappers on the ground. Dirty bush monkey

by GogoTrouble November 8, 2022

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