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When mommy an daddy love each other very much!!!!!!
Mommy and daddy made porn last night
by Hahxjsdhajkxhdj November 4, 2020
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Squidward Torture Porn

A particularly bad episode of SpongeBob Squarepants where the character Squidward is the constant subject of pain and suffering - often in a tasteless manner.
Bro 1: "Dude, I got poop on my dick from doing anal with my girl."

Bro 2: "Damn that sucks on baby. Anyways, would you like to watch some SpongeBob."

Bro 1: "Sure as long as it's not a Squidward Torture Porn."
by reptilelegitfan November 1, 2025
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Gay porn

1. Makes your toenails grow.

2. Sideways.
Dude, your toe-nails are Gay Porn!”
by Hele53 June 22, 2021
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Food Porn

Generally a collection of food images, appealing enough to post on social media. It can be a picture of your egg-sausage-hashbrown breakfast, or even some leftover spaghetti-and-meatballs. Not actual porn, sorry.
Person 1: Why the hell is "Food Porn" in your search history?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?
by hello_imded April 19, 2023
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Porn

by Dana pille December 10, 2019
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gigantor porn

Porn filmed with a camera on the ground looking up. Creating an illusion that the subject is gigantic. Enabling the ability to view pussy and tits that appear to be huge!
I enjoy gigantor porn because it looks like someone is standing directly over me!
by RCGirth June 5, 2023
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I got the porn

Its a phrase you say when you and your friend have been looking for something for a long time and you finallly found it. You use that phrase to tell them that you found it.
Me: Guess what
Friend: What?
Me: I GOT THE PORN LOLOLOL
Friend: oh my gOD ABOUT TIME
by gigglyxmuke March 8, 2015
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