My life be like

My life be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like

person 1: brandon, please stop saying these dumbass things, you died 7 years ago

brandon: My life be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like

by MY C0X N07 L0N6 July 30, 2022

Handled Like Titties

The task at hand was dealt with.

Often said with accompanying hand motions that imply: "Squeeze, squeeze... twist, twist."

Or, sometimes you can follow the phrase: "Handled like titties," by then speaking the words: "Squeeze, squeeze, twist, twist."

Did you see the Warriors defeat the Lakers last night? The Warriors won, 111-82! The Lakers got "handled like titties!"

by Verses 11:48 June 18, 2011

dip like the wind

Like "run like the wind", but specifically for when you need to leave a given situation.

Usually an uncomfortable one.

Alright well... go and meet that guy, but if things get awkward, make up some bullshit and dip like the wind!

by little_dipper September 10, 2011

Chewing like stupid

when you chew with you mouth , & it makes that annoying sound "munch , munch"

That person in the third row is chewing like stupid

by yourbitchbitch March 13, 2011

suck it like a snipe

Pipe down and concentrate on what you're doing.

Person 1: "We've not even made it to Salisbury and I'm thirsty"
Person 2: " Oh. Suck it like a snipe"

by alpinesnipe April 16, 2011

I like oats

Of or relating to the oat and a certain group of persons liking it, they have not yet made the commitment to love the oat, they just wanna have some jibbly.

This could also mean men loving a certain who appears to them as a goddess or angel.

This could also mean you fucked up and have nothing left to say, this filling your mouths inbox and the tounge be blurtin'.

Person 1 - "I like oats"
Person 2 - "Oh do you?"
Person 1 - "Yes."

Person 1 - "Damn sucka foo, did you see that oatey?"
Person 2 - "Yeah son cracka, I like oats."

Person 1 - "Fuck you nigga jibblet! I hate your dick ass booty ass nigga"
Person 2 - "ohh..... I like oats."

by Rutherford Gooch McPickey April 20, 2011

what it B like

greeting from one blood to another

Blood 1: sup, what it B like
Blood 2: just 187'd some scuzz trash

by Hip Hopper December 12, 2015