best friends

someone who still loves you when you fart in their face..

girl: *farts*
bff: gross! gosh, i love you!

by kathleen February 11, 2007

fairy friend

A girl who has a lot of gay guy friends. Another name for "fag hag" or "fruit fly"

Kate is Brian's fairy friend.

by Heather Marie February 14, 2007

Toxic friend

That one friend who you take to the movies and they pack snacks... so then you’re at the movies and they start eating a snack so you ask for them to pass you one and they say “There were two?” Because they only packed themself your favorite snack. That’s a toxic friend.

Did you bring me a gummy too?

No...

You’re a toxic friend.

by Sianna May 31, 2019

Hollow Friend

A friend on a social networking site such as on MySpace that no longer gets on and is just used to "appear" like you have more friends than you really have.

Person 1: "Who is XxnightmasterxX" ?
Person 2 "oh you know dude its that one guy"
Person 1 "what guy"?
Person 2 "you know...that guy"
*awkward silence*
Person 1 "whatever dude he's just a hollow friend"
Person 2 "yea your right..."

by whatsittoyafool!?! July 19, 2010

Default Friend

When your mom/spouse/friend leaves you alone in the room with a person you just met and it's getting way too awkward. Default friends are usually started if you know the person who left you is going to be gone for a while.
You start to talk; and gee, what do you know- a Default Friend has been made!

I left Barbara in the kitchen with my new friend Bobert while I went out to mow the lawn. By the time I was back, they were already exchanging numbers! What Default Friends.

by 0/\/'/>< October 3, 2012

Fake friend

A fake friend is a fake ass, two face mfking bitch with no boundaries. That bitch will be so nice to you and act like she is you friend but in reality she's talking shit about u, sharing you tea, and snatching yo edges. So if you got a fake friend do us all a favor and drag that bitch like she's never been dragged before cause ooooh we all hate fake bitches.

Britney is talking cap about me. She's a fake friend. Imma drag her ass.

by GucciGang10080 October 18, 2017

pirate friend

the act of adding someone to Facebook who you do not know simply for the purpose of adding them to your pirate crew to complete more missions. can also be done for mafia wars, vampire wars, or any other Facebook application that requires more people.

who is Danny Green and why is he on your facebook?
i have no idea, he's just my pirate friend.

by blaizen June 4, 2009