A woman (typically a mother) who rejoices in her eternal laziness and lack of motivation. These qualities usually yield a soft, delicate, doughy physique, resembling that of a mama bear (hence the term "fat bear") While the appearance of a fat bear is commonly as described above, the term embodies an attitude more than a physique. Fat bears are heavy drinkers, and pretend they exercise when attending yoga, pilates, or barre classes. They exaggerate every emotion and feeling they experience - aka major drama queens. They are easily irritated and demand a lot of attention. Fat bears hibernate all year long.
P: What the heck, Sarah was so moody today, and she probably had like five margaritas at the lodge while everybody else skied.
E: Makes sense, she's a fat bear.
E: Makes sense, she's a fat bear.
by littletiger98 December 21, 2016
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Brendon: "Josh consistently posts the funniest and most original things on his Twitter account."
Rane: "No dude - he's a total biter. He's mastered the Art of Fat Jewing."
Rane: "No dude - he's a total biter. He's mastered the Art of Fat Jewing."
by Burcha The Guy January 8, 2016
Get the Fat Jewing mug.When a fat guy is well-fed. Or when someone is more than just well-fed, but fed on what makes him very fat.
-I feel like I've eaten half a cow. I'm well-fat right now.
-Not as well-fat as the other guy, though. He must be eating fast-food and red meat all the time.
-Not as well-fat as the other guy, though. He must be eating fast-food and red meat all the time.
by felixh March 12, 2015
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When the folds on your arms knock over stuff or accidentally dial an ambulance company.
When the folds on your arms knock over stuff or accidentally dial an ambulance company.
by DeltaAlphaLimaEcho March 17, 2016
Get the fat elbow mug.Although neither of these words are swear words, combined they form the most insulting term for women in the English language. Interestingly it is not illegal to call someone a fat cow, though among English people it is an extremely taboo insult.
An Employer to me: You...can't...CALL someone..."a fat cow" I mean, what do you think this is?! a game?
Police: No Further Action
End result: I lost my job
Police: No Further Action
End result: I lost my job
by deadlygamesman March 9, 2019
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