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J Lichti

An entanglement of such magnitude that any attempts at mitigation would be considered acts of futility.
Person 1- I got a J Lichti in my fishing line.

Person 2- Let me see... Oh you're screwed!!
by The Second Liberal Redneck February 23, 2021
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J-Fudge

noun- the dirt, grease, or grime that collects on and subsequently dislodges from the back of one's mullet
You got a little bit o' J-Fudge on you're chin there... yeah, right there... you got it.
by NodularIronCrank November 14, 2010
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j knob

Guy: I have a j knob
by ok doky September 17, 2015
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by Adujasty343 July 11, 2025
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J C K

have you ever seen an icon? no not one from a computer. Or a brand. I mean a person. A person iconic enough to be a brand. Three. Why is it the perfect number? Three parts of an atom. Three parts of a mind. Three parts of a heart. Three parts of a brain. These are all signifant facts, but the real reason its the perfect number: Three parts of his initials. Women shrivel in J C K's presence, for they know they can never have him. Cause they're not good enough for him. No one is. Not even J C K is good enough for J C K. Plato's perfect form of icon was not chrome. or maccy d's. It was J C K. So next time you step into macdonalds, or open chrome, just remember. you're actually stepping into or opening up J CK.
"Don't use chrome. it's an outdtated webserver. Use J C K instead. he overheats easier (clicks tongue and winks) but has more memory and ram space, but most importantly is far more iconic
by Live in Excess September 25, 2022
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j

the j

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person 1: hello
person 2: j

person 69: dies
by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjh January 25, 2022
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J lips

When someone is on the verge of crying and putting their lips in a j shape
Did you see nixon and dougy both hit J lips today
by Dean gall aka big deano November 2, 2021
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