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i miss you mika

you're dead but i wish you could come back home
by свитер October 24, 2020
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fuck me dead

Just a casual, but rude way of saying "Oh my fucking god" or "Ah shit"
"Bro I heard your crush say that she hates you and that you are so fucking annoying"
"Well, fuck me dead"
by RaydennGRC March 4, 2023
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Dead

by I Didn’t do it asshole October 19, 2017
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I wish I was dead

(Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. Look, I know I am just a stranger on the internet you just found but listen here, I just need to tell you this. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person for you.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)

Anyways..

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..
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On my dead loats

Add it before or at the end of a sentence to emphasize you really mean what you’re about to say/said
We are really about to get this dub on my dead loats
by Gangalicious November 4, 2019
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DEAD BEAT

A DJ/Producer from Lansing, MI who makes spooky EDM/Dubstep/Trap. Dead Beat plays drums, guitar keys, sings,etc.
Dead Beat makes spooky-dope beats!
by Dead Beat November 22, 2021
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the dead box

The place in paintball where you go after you have been shot.
James is no use to us he is in the dead box
by arnold upperstartem June 19, 2014
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