ur mom

hi Jerry, how are u today?
Jerry: ur mom

by emi has noodles March 12, 2021

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Get the ur mommug.

ur mom

what a milf.

guy 1: wow bro! Ur mom is a milf !

guy 2: no, ur mom is.

by ilovedrewstarkey November 25, 2021

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Get the ur mommug.

national give ur sister aids day

national gives your sister aids day is on september 23rd, be careful and have fun but don’t get caught! 🤘😂🤪

bro did you hear tomorrow is national give ur sister aids day?

wait for real yo? i’m totally participating!
yeah can’t get in trouble if it’s a holiday

by nolawswhenurdrinkingclawschad September 23, 2019

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Get the national give ur sister aids daymug.

ur mom

the worlds hottest women. the women all ur friends totally banged last night.

man 1: i smashed the HOTTEST chick last night
man 2: who?
man 1: ur mom ;)

by im gay <3 July 28, 2021

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A dank F R E S H boi who got all the memes. Ur boi shinee can be seen playing cs:go and wrecking all dem nubs. Gets all the girls with his billion dollar supply pf robux inside the popular game roblox. His mom is Britney spears and can not be beaten at anything. He has the dankest jordans and yeezees and you do not compare to him in anyway
(especially at being F R E S H)

"Damm boi, ur to F R E SH with dem new yeezees" "No you can never be to F R E S H zesty midget"

( it means ur F R E S H boi Shinee is to F R E S H for u) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

by UR BOI SHINEE TO F R E S H November 27, 2017

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