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Bologna Sandwich

A Puerto Rican hermaphrodite standing in between two caucassian males.
Juan is the middle of a sexy bologna sandwich.
by kungfumelissa July 15, 2018
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P&BJ Sandwich

v. The act of giving a blowjob while simultaneously making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
"Woah, she totally gave me a P&BJ Sandwich last night!"

"No way, dude. I don't believe you."
by quiliff December 11, 2016
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Hot Haim Sandwich

A sandwich, that goes well with a piece of coffee
Friend 1:Wanna go to the diner, and get a Hot Haim Sandwich?
Friend 2: Hell Yeah
by piss tendon September 25, 2022
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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nickelback sandwich

Stuck between a Janney and an Ashley, singing karaoke, bumming menthols, drinking well liquor, and chasing with funfetti cupcakes.
Bro, we totally had ourselves a Nickelback sandwich last night.
by SandiestOrb April 21, 2019
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human sandwich

1. When 2 or more people group hug one person (from my experience usually used on one's birthday)

2. Another word for a threesome. You sick fucks.
1. "Happy birthday! Human sandwich!"

2. "Yo, me, Jessica, and Phil had a human sandwich. No homo tho"
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Toasted Roman Sandwich

The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS)
John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich

Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?

John: Messy holmes!

Frank: Nioce
by balloonknotjohn December 18, 2012
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