My mom jokes

A joke that involves making fun of your own mom, made popular by Muscleman from the Regular Show.
The basic format is

You know who else _____(action)_____

Person 1: I like using the computer.
Person 2:You know who else likes using the computer, MY MOM!!!
More examples:
You know who else needs supervision, MY MOM!!!
You know who else rocks this hard, MY MOM!!!!
You know who else has the best tacos in the city, MY MOM!!!
You know who else says ugh, MY MOM!!!
my mom jokes rule

by Antas October 8, 2011

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my other half

Someone who you go to when in crisis . You feel safe with, someone who knows you .

My other half is my best friend

by xx.lloveyou July 1, 2016

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you're in my veins

Means you feel so deeply for a person that they have become a part of you. You feel them through every part of you. Wether they're actually with you at that very moment or not. Think head over heels nd TRULY being IN love with someone.

Can't get you outta my head. Day or night, near or far. DAYUM you're in my veins.

by 💜ΣΠCHΔΠTRΣZZ 💚 July 28, 2017

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sunk my battleship

"...You sunk my battleship..." is often used as an expression of defeat, or acceptance that the opponent is harder to defend against than percieved to be at first encounter.

Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!

Gaytalk moderator loses!

Comrade Gumba: all your base...

by Gumba Gumba December 22, 2006

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