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Crystal Balling

When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.
P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."
by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ July 9, 2021
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Ball is Life

When your life is consumed with the game. You coach 5 teams, you coach your kids, you are always in a gym, you are always driving to a gym, you've been in every gym in your state, you eat sleep drink breathe the game. You have an extreme appreciation for the game, teaching the game, respecting the game and what it can do to positively influence young lives.
Coached practice after school and 2 games back to back in 2 different gyms. 7 days a week....... Ball is life.
by Bball Coach 365 March 29, 2020
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Vegas Balls

Upon stepping outdoors, a mans scrodum instantly sticks to their thigh, while secreting sweat at an alarming rate. Occurs between the months of June through August, in Las Vegas.
"Wow it's hot, got Vegas Balls from taking out the trash."
"My girl left me after smelling my Vegas Balls."
by Rodolfo Anzettie July 5, 2017
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Bus Balls

A painful ache in the balls, scrotum, nads, testes resulting from the numerous, annoying, and nut shaking bounces from the terrible suspension on buses, mostly school buses. The yellow pieces of shit that have fucking logs as suspension.

Also, yet popularly results as an erection with the ache. So when you exit the bus you have a raging boner to flaunt as you walk past all the other passengers.
Vick: *Stirs around awfully as my places his backpack over his lap to hide his erection*

Jeremy: Yo, what the hell is up with you today? Bus balls?

*Bus stops, Vic nods as he stands up with a large boner and walks out of the bus past all of the other passengers.*
by I4N March 1, 2014
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Dentalman's Ball

When a group of dentists get together to have a dandy time.

Much like a gentleman's ball the dentalman's ball is the same.

Usual talk in a dentalman's ball is about oral hygiene and prizes are given to best dentist at the aforementioned ball.
Hello Dr. Wall are you going to the dentalman's ball this Saturday?
by Thehornyjew June 9, 2018
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essex balls

Following a particularly dirty kebab or Curry When flatualance and dihorrea combine resulting in the back of your gentleman vegetables getting a spray tan.
Oh mate I should not have eaten that left over kebab this morning I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter giving myself Essex balls.
by Spoony127 May 31, 2018
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Ball for me

Granting someone permission to lavishly spend your own money on themselves.
Daddy, I need some money.

No worries, girl. Ball for me.
by Aaders June 26, 2018
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