john mraz

Is a outdoorsman who loves to hunt and build forts. He is a bearded man who loves his girl!

John Mraz was in the woods again today!

by Greatestwhitehunter September 21, 2016

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John beepus

The man that we worship, he is the best at everything he does, and you can't deny that

Person 1: Hey, who's John beepus?

Person 2: foolish mortal, how could you not know who John beepus is, he is our Supreme overlord, the leader of divine intervention, and most importantly, the hottest man in the galaxy.

by Chipshed July 19, 2022

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Elton Johning

Sucking too long and too hard on a blunt. AKA "Bumming it". This definition combines the fact that Elton John is gay and possibly felches his boyfriend with the already popular and associative term "bumming it" to coalesce the two into a singular and greater form.

Dude: Pass the blunt man..
.. passes blunt ...
Dude: fuck man, you must have really been Elton Johning that!

by craig6398 December 1, 2016

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John Cena

1. A internet meme that people use when possible to annoy the shit out of people.

2. A WWE superstar.

Person 1- "hey who's that new kid?"

Person 2 - its...
Person 1- oh god

Person 2- JOHN CENA!!!!
Person 1- this why i hate you...

by once-ler is senpai April 25, 2016

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John Valenzi

Loves Emma.
Too Sarcastic.
Gets punched in the face by strangers.

He loves Emma... must be a John Valenzi.

by akfajgaj November 10, 2010

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Hoppin John

When your ass is sweaty, and you’re sitting on a porta John smoking a cigarette, and you flip the cigarette between your legs and the cherry sticks to your balls or taint.

I was shitting and flicked my cigarette on my balls and hoppin johned my ass to the ceiling of the porta John.

by A2theMFC June 7, 2018

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