Fortnite kid

Someone who sits on his ass all day and doesn't touch grass

Touch some grass fortnite kid

by CoolBirb May 30, 2022

Fortnite

The game that makes their girlfriends jealous because they pay more attention to the game then to them. But they don’t understand how serious the game is, you look away for one second and your dead.

My girl won’t stop talking about Fortnite.

I wonder why, she’s jealous. It’s the best game

by Ya boy Jake Peffley May 14, 2018

Fortnite

Fortnite is a third person shooter battle royale game where every time you win you lose an inch of your dick. It is played mostly by 6-12 year olds and 40 year old men who cream their pants when they look at a female character.

Fortnite is so bad.

by The3DCatfish October 1, 2019

Fortnite

A video game created by the game developing company named Epic Games, available on PC, PlayStation, Xbox, Nintendo Switch, and mobile devices. It consists of two separate game types: Fortnite: Save the World, and Fortnite: Battle Royale. Fortnite: Save the world is a co-op game mode, which can be played with 1-4 players. In this, you must defend the dwindling population from zombies and a mysterious storm. Fortnite: Battle Royale is a game mode where 100 players drop onto an island, and have to fight only until one is left standing. An inferior mode to Save the World, Fortnite: Battle Royale is only played by the highest level of a hella gay sub-species of humans called Virgins.

Non Gay Male 1- Hey, Wanna play some Fortnite?

Non Gay Male 2- Sure, as long as it’s not Fortnite: Battle Royale. That sh*t gay n**ga.

Non Gay Male 1- Of corse, we ain’t no Virgins.

by a_lore_nerd July 13, 2018

Fortnite

A very shitty game that if you play it, you are either bored out of your mind or are a James Charles fanboy. Most of the time, if you play Fortnite, and sweat all day, you will most likely to turn out to be a virgin.

"Man, I ain't getting any head, but Fortnite is just too good."

by Mike Hunturtz September 17, 2019

Fortnite

The game that has blew up past 8 months and still is. And has came out with crazy updates and everyone loves it

Omg did u see de new skin today? Me: Yes it looks sooo dope *Epic Games makes new skin* Fortnite is the best

by Fortnite Gawd🔥 June 10, 2018

Fortnite

A mistake of a game, created by a mistake of a developer, for the mistakes that play it due to their own mental retardation.

My retarded cousin, Jon plays Fortnite because he doesn't know how to think.

by ThatOneMans September 1, 2018