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Boner

There's a type of Gacha heat boys can go through in real life, and it's called a boner.

A boner causes the penis/dick/cock/shlong to grow abt 5 inches or whatever

Im a girl so I don't really know much about it but I know that.
"When my crush sat on my lap I got a boner"
by Cupcake_Demon29 October 2, 2020
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Plumbing Boner

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.
Boss: good job on that rough in.
Ryan: yeah it gave me a madddd plumbing boner
by lasiufdgadr November 6, 2011
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Boner

Guy: Hey look who it is!
Guy 2: Oh no it’s Charli, she gives me a boner.
by 1ts y3 b01 June 3, 2020
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Boner

A fan of dani the youtuber, has karlson wihslisted on steam and doesn't talk about the drill
Dani: whats up boners, drink milk, hit Billy and beat your wi-
by Genius_tiefling January 23, 2024
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boner booger

I had so much boner booger on my hand, I needed a tissue.
by Liz David October 3, 2025
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Super Boner

Oh? No? Not one of yours? I don't think one mine would have say 'If there's no transcendant meaning, then we're animals.' I mean... If your transcendant meaning is to spread your genes into the future then how are you not just an animal? If transcendant meaning (for everyone) = spreading genes then how do you not consider everyone else animals? That's what animals do. Spread genes. Yeah, no, he's a plant. He basic spreads (what is essentially) YOUR THING (Jordan) from the Atheist side of things. He doesn't have a self (apparently). He's a human strawman. Him and Destiny. You're boosting people to live publicly as human strawmen with a picture of my face stapled to the front.
Hym "Yeah, I don't know what a super boner is but I don't like the sound of it."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2024
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Boner Bag

-Hey, do you want to go get something to eat?

-- No thanks. I have to go to CVS and pick up some boner bags for my date with sally tonight.
by Osaka2002 June 5, 2015
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