americans

overdramatic and like to bust out into song. main character energy and speak english but changed

American year 7 in a british school: *bursting into song*"A WHOLE NEW WOOOORRRLRLLLDDDD" *starts doing a dance*
Normal year 8 "hmm, yeah let's bully that one."
Normal year 8 "what is with americans these days..?"

by ceenturies February 25, 2021

North American Sandwich

When a Canadian, American and a Mexican have a three-some.

"I had a North American Sandwich last night. It was the best of the North and South."

by kanyeadian February 27, 2024

American girls

Girls who live in the United States, obviously. But what makes these girls annoying are their rampant beliefs in feminism. I wonder if they really know the true meaning of feminism, prolly not. American girls think that it's empowering to post nudes on OF, engage in hookup culture, wear heavy makeup and tight clothes. These girls also think that girls from Eastern countries are oppressed when it's actually quite the opposite. Women in Eastern countries value their culture and religion, treat their bodies like sacred temples and most of all, they do not cater to men. American girls think that being a prostitute is more empowering than being a housewife and mother.

Rajdeep: Have you heard that American girls think we are oppressed by our men?

Harshaali: Yes, so many times! They really think they know more about us than we know about ourselves.

by YourPunjabiGal January 16, 2024

American Football

Americans speed running brain damage.

American Football: "Oh, you want to avoid the test on Monday? Just play some Football this weekend and get a little concussion."

by Denkire March 22, 2021

authentic american

An Authentic American is a patriot, who believes the founding principles of liberty, equality and justice for all are the primary directive governing our nation and it must be protected and defended at all costs and the American Revolution is not over until these ideals are fulfilled in their entirety.

Authentic Americans value Liberty, Equality and Justice for all above fame, celebrity and fortune and have sworn an oath to give their life defending the Founding Principles and unwaveringly oppose tyrants and their sycophants.

by Founding Firebrand October 10, 2020

Hot dog and Hamburger American

A person born in America who may have immigrant parents but acts and identifies as a typical American and is no different than an American whose ancestry goes back 200 years.

John's parents were born in Hong Kong and they may speak Chinese and eat traditional Chinese at home, but among his friends he is your typical Hot Dog and Hamburger American.

by Nemo1955 October 10, 2023

Shirtless American

This is a self absorbed dumb ass heterosexual guy with a very low intelligence who walks around in public without a shirt on and wonders why other guys are looking him lustfully. He has no clue that not everyone in society is heterosexual and so he is baffled when other men look at him with lustful eyes. Also heterosexual guys and gay guys may have to divert their eyes when they see such a shirtless loser walking around. If a straight guy passes a self-absorbed shirtless guy he has to divert his eyes or else the shirtless dumbass might perceive him as "gay". If a gay guy walks by and perceives the shirtless loser, he might have to divert his eyes because the shirtless loser might not be someone he wants to sleep with.

Either way, whether you are straight, gay or bi no one wants to see a shirtless loser (AKA a shirtless American) walking around especially not in a foreign country where people have morals and basic decent standards.

by Bill Beef August 9, 2025