Porn

Something you watch late at night and beat your meat to.

Kid: hey did you watch porn last night?
Also a kid: hell yeah!! I beat my meat too!

by Spicy, hot bitch March 19, 2021

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porn hoarder

Someone who keeps downloading all the porn and even buys extra harddrives to download even more.

Damm that guy just bought 10 * 10TB Drives. He must be a porn hoarder.

by Appel420 November 24, 2019

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Lazy, shallow, repetitive content or works that only exist to validate the pre-conceived ideals and beliefs of idiots who have radical politics or religious views as their entire personality. Is very low quality and is usually made by bitter, self-obsessed, cynical ideological zombies who use either religion or superficial traits to vindicate themselves of all personal agency.

That breadtuber’s content is just five hours of validation porn.

News outlets these days are just a bunch of validation porn.

Why can’t that loser stop making validation porn and get a real job?

by Magic Squid July 1, 2024

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Porn

Some thing very delicious.

When I was watching porn I hid in the closet to jerk off

by Urmomsucks September 13, 2019

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Speculation Porn

When the media doesn't have any facts, but they need headlines, so they theorize several unlikely scenarios in order to create a story. Speculation porn is like political erotic fiction for people who get off by fantasizing about scenarios for their favorite political figures.

Donald Trump went to the hospital today and in the last 24 hours the media has produced more speculation porn than Brazzers. They wrote headlines about 7 different people who could take over as President before the White House even released a statement.

by ModeratelyOutraged October 11, 2020

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