Eat a dick

A phrase used at someone who has made you angry

Dude, no one cares about your Sea Monkeys, eat a dick.

by BobbyMiller January 30, 2003

Mocha Dick

Noun: an albino male sperm whale known to inhabit the Pacific Ocean near Mocha Island in the early 19th century, credited with sinking several whaling ships which were in pursuit of members of his pod. Considered the inspiration for Herman Melville's novel "Moby-Dick, or The Whale", published in 1851.

As the harpoon boats approached, Mocha Dick played dead, evidently to lure them in closer, until he could counter-attack.

by speedog June 13, 2010

dick doo

When Your belly hang out farther than your dick do.

Bitch cant even give him head he has dick doo.

by Richard Cranium March 8, 2003

Dick Deep

To be immersed in any enveloping medium (usually a liquid) to the height of one's penis. The absolute point of no return.

Kerri: Aw, the water is so chilly. Let's go back to the beach chairs.
Jake: Fuck that shit. I'm already dick deep.

by Babyspookysexy August 26, 2009

dick eyes

when a girl has eyes that make it look like she just wants to suck a dick

Yo that bitch has some major dick eyes

by maggs November 29, 2004

chick with a dick

A derogatory term used in reference to Transsexuals that are of a pre-op status. Very few transsexuals feel any sort of endearment to this term, most consider it highly offensive. Most commonly used in the porn industry for relating to the heterosexual male.

"wow, thats some hot 'chick with a dick' porn there man"

by xx_zombieGRL__xx December 12, 2008

tickle dick

Man with a small, floppy penis only good enough for a little tickle.

He's a right tickle dick!

by Sam Clarke March 18, 2005