Get the step-co-uncle-in-lawmug. My great-great-grandpibling-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the great-great-grandpibling-in-lawmug. When group/corporation sue, or send a cease and desist, to someone/some group for trying to expose a crime that's only partially related to the group/corporation, it's probably because that group/corporation actively engages in that crime.
Person 1: Did you know that Leaf Corp sued someone trying to investigate their subsidiary company for tax fraud?
Person 2: Congress' Law, they must be committing tax fraud too!
Person 1: That's a shame.
Person 2: Congress' Law, they must be committing tax fraud too!
Person 1: That's a shame.
by Spook_Retard February 23, 2024
Get the Congress' Lawmug. Your bestfriend's husband/wife or girlfriend/boyfriend. So if your bestfriend is cheating then you have 2. Also if your bestfriend has a celebrity crush and says they are married that's also your bestfriend in law.
by YNW Melly's Bestfriend in law January 12, 2020
Get the Bestfriend in lawmug. 
When your a prison guard and you realize that you are spending a quarter of your life in prison just because you needed a job.
Man I just realized I’m spending a quarter of my life in prison just to make money, I think it’s scallions law
by Scallion tha Stallion November 27, 2019
Get the Scallions Lawmug. My nephew-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the nephew-in-lawmug.