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Fuck Farten

People who fart, sneeze, and fuck at the same time.
Did you just Fuck Farten on me breh?
by JenKar October 19, 2010
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Fucking people

Having to deal with a moronic individual, or group of individuals. people who do stupid, stupid things.
Fucking People that's it just...Fucking People!
by Irritatedim March 30, 2017
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Fuck Puppet

A Fuck-Puppet is someone who is being completely manipulated and used by the will and behavior of someone else in the most demoralising manner for either persons benefit.
"Did you see how she just lied in court?" "What a total Fuck Puppet!"

"That Dirty Little Fuck-Puppet won't stab me in the back!"

"Your just doing all his dirty work, your his Fuck-Puppet!"
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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Fuck Nugget

One who has no limbs and is used as a sex slave
I can't wait to try out my new fuck nugget!
Who needs a fuck buddy when you have a fuck nugget!

See fuck buddy
by fucknugget101 November 17, 2016
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falcon fuck

An extremely hard and violent penetration manuver that remsembles the falcon punch of Captain Falcon in Super Smash Brothers. The man runs and leaps in the air towards the bitch and pelvic thrusts as hard as he can upon landing on the bitch, thus destroying her vaginal cavity. Upon performing this manuver, the man screams "Falcon Fuck!" CAUTION: This fuck could be your last.
I was tired of listen to the bitch whine so I falcon fucked her. It was the hardest penetration I have ever inflicted.
by Snake Eyes October 30, 2006
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christian fuck

A christian fuck is different from most of your average christians, in that he or she is completely unable or unwilling to leave their religion out of a conversation, event, or activity.

You see these people instantly in any public setting because they make themselves seen. They'll often carry bibles or wear 6-foot-long metal crosses around their necks. When they're not telling you you're going to go to hell for your sinful ways, they're either being homeschooled by their equally fucking insane parents, or at Church sponsored gatherings.

The most noticeable thing about a "Christian Fuck" is that he or she will almost always reference scripture when talking to you. They don't care if you're in a closed car or at Subway trying to get a bite to eat, anything and everything that comes out of their brainwashed little mouth is something about their religion.

These are the same people that rant and rave about "keeping god in schools" although the irony being that they are all home school-bubble-children who have never even set foot in a public education facility, but that doesn't stop their brainwashed christian psychopath parents from telling them that public school is a dark place of sin and villainy.

Christian Fucks are also very sheltered, they live in little bubbles that they create themselves and are violently opposed to any alternative view that contradicts the bible in any way. They have canned responses for every scientific fact that's been proven, and spout them off like robots at the drop at a hat.

Christian Fucks should be avoided at all costs.
Billy the Christian Fuck told everyone that holding hands was the devil, because the devil has hands and he uses them for holdin'
by pizzalicioussd May 4, 2008
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Punch Fuck

To punch a vagina and/or anus. The act of fisting.
by weg December 15, 2003
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