Oreo Balls

A very valued Martha Stewart Recipe:

Step one: Buy Oreos
Step two: put the Oreos on your dick

Step three: Pound your dick flat with a mallet
Step four: Put your dick in the oven
Step five: roast your dick at 690 degrees Farenheit

Enjoy some juicy fresh chocolate bussy!

Me: Hey, what did you do this weekend?
Other person: not much, I just made Oreo balls.
Me: oh cool, did you make sure to pound your dick properly?
Other person: I sure did!!!

by thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs May 14, 2021

stick-on-balls

1. artificical testicles.

"He's a pussy he has stick-on-balls!"

by You know how this is May 5, 2005

balls in storage

Celibacy

He put his balls in storage a while back.

by Steve120 April 12, 2010

Batwing Balls

The long fold of scrotum that grows over time as a man grows older.

Example:

Sylvester: Hey honey I’m feeling a little frisky. How ‘bout we roll in the deep together?

Helga: are you fucking kidding me? How can I even fuck that limp pole when you have batwing balls the size of a shower curtain?! 🦇

by Oscart Mattball May 17, 2022

Ball wallet

The extra skin that hangs of a ballsack

While shaving his dick, he nicked his ball wallet.

by m00h July 12, 2019

mermaid balls

fleshy sac located between the dorsal fin and flipper

Hey Matt, check out those ginormous mermaid balls.

by bweiser21 February 20, 2015

Ear balls

Where music has a fun party time

The music was having a party in my ear balls

by bluecupcake July 27, 2019