blow jobs

when a girl sux on the males penis until he blows his load

"oh rachel that was amazing, Sametime Nextweek" Quote from Me to her

by 12'' January 29, 2003

burger job

A burger job is simple, bascially while your partner is taking a crap, you coat their ass with many sorts of condiments while the large turd represents the beef section of the burger. After that it's pretty straight forward what happens....bon appetit

"Yo man last night I went back to that bitches house and I had to take a crap, so she went to the fridge and I totally gave her a Burger Job"

by vincemeister July 27, 2006

Blow Job

N. The act of selling or distributing coke over the telephone.

In the heart of the summer we need a snow plow
What you know bout that baby its yo time
Coke transactions on the phone we call it blow job
Too fast for the feds too cocky for the cops

-Money on my mind
(Lil Wayne: The Carter 2)

by DownSouthPosted December 28, 2005

mouth job

lik n sak by using tongue n lips

Yo gurl, want u to lick n Suck My ASHhole more??
u are d' best mouth job'ers that i ever seen.

by barry well February 26, 2007

Non-Job

Non-Job:

employment of which one can feel little satisfaction or sense of accomplishment unless there is punishment or a sense of meanness involved and alas the later feelings are of a stronger urge. (rather scary actually)

"No, that's a total Non-Job, you want kids right? Think about how they would feel?!"

"Dude, i will never work there, NJ, i would like to be a healer!"

" I almost took a Non-Job, what was i thinking? Are you my friend or what?! Tell me you got my back man?!"

"Can't do it, it's an NJ ..yeah don't like to punish."

by good attention July 31, 2013

whoa job

A blow job of considerable importance, such as one from a superior at work.

Stan: Mrs. Speets wants to talk to me after the meeting about an important project in the works.

Tim: Oh yeah, huh? Maybe it's the O'Reilly merger?

Stan: Probably. And once I seal that deal I'm hoping for a whoa job.

by UmmmHowsThat September 11, 2009

Boff-Job

When a female performs deep-throat fellatio on a man too soon after she has eaten and as a result she regurgitates or ‘boffs’ her stomach contents onto the man’s genitalia.

Matt: Sandra started sucking my wang while we were driving home from dinner and after I slammed her head down too far she boffed all over my cock. It was rank, I had to scrape all her dinner out from my boxers. I think I’m gonna have to dump the bitch.

John: Yeah, no relationship can survive a boff-job

by Sac-Twang April 23, 2011