rock my cock

Whenever a female proceeds to do sexual acts upon your penis

"That ho' is totally gonna rock my cock bro"

by Johnhopkins May 13, 2017

chip on my shoulder

This idiom simply means to harbour a grudge. It comes from the nineteenth century US practise of spoiling for a fight by carrying a chip of wood on one's shoulder, daring others to knock it off.

"Chip on my shoulder"--By: 50cent
Albulm---Get rich or die tryin'
Song tittle---Many men

by Unique April 8, 2004

My Life Is Twilight

A website that is a ripoff version of MLIA and FML. On this website, there are a group of freaks that are insanely obsessed with Twilight. Some of those people need mental help.

My Life Is Twilight sucks.

by MLIA reader95 April 21, 2010

suck my peehole

An expression to tell someone to fuck off.

To literally lick in a man's urethra or a womens cunt.

Suck my peehole bitch!

by dwayne May 11, 2004

My Brother in Christ

Used as an exaggerative and sarcastic address to a person acting stupidly or saying something dumb. A gentlemanly replacement for "motherf***er".

*playing Battlefield 4, knifing an opponent, only to be team killed by an overzealous noob teammate thirsty for the kill and mowing you both down*

"MY BROTHER IN CHRIST I HAD THE SITUATION UNDER CONTROL"

by Elob Kusk June 11, 2022

mud for my turtle

Getting laid

After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle

by lewestogger1 June 18, 2009

delete my yearbook

HA! i've figured out how!
go to your account and in the top right corner by sign out it says settings. there you click on the account tab and you can delete my yearbook! hooray!

the only reason people have it is because no one can figure out how to delete my yearbook.

by Lauren V October 14, 2007