I need U

A song with an unforgettable music video. In the music video Jimin drowns himself, Hoseok overdoses, Namjoon blows up the gas station, Taehyung murders his father, Jungkook gets willingly beaten up and has a car accident.

"I need U" has the most meaningful music video all time.

by Little Sailor July 6, 2019

I fuckin doubt it

Used primarily when you are 200% sure that the statement you just heard is straight horse cockery and bullshit.

Donaldson: I came across a flaming car wreck and pulled out all the passengers and put the fire out

Reigelsperger: I fuckin doubt it!

by Tarawa COC S3 January 22, 2011

I shit you not

A phrase typically, but not always, used in conversation; can also be used in response to a fact, or its opposite, in media; the appropriate response to any sentence including any variation of the descriptor 'bullshit', when the word 'shit' is being used as a verb, and the preceding perceived assertion or premise reflects a known truth or fact. Also used as its reverse as a prank, to generate belief in something patently false and normally unbelievable.

You: Idaho is a state in the USA? You're shitting me!

Them: I shit you not! It's a state!

You: I thought it was an invention of the corn industry.

Them: You're shitting me.

You: I shit you not! ... yeah, I'm shitting you, you numbfuck.

by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

I Swear to FUCK

When a person is trying not to mention gods name but want to express his opinion clearly

Person 1: I Swear To fuck, this kid is so annoying
Person 2: I know right

by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022

i h8 u

A funny way to spell "i hate you"

i h8 u is a better way to spell i hate you

by claustrophobic chicken February 6, 2005

I pity the fool

1) phrase that you insert, along with the word "who", before an action that someone had better not do if they don't want their ass kicked.

2) A sentence that you say right after someone else says they're going to do something you know aint gonna happen.

1) I pity the fool who eats the last cookie.

2) Some dude: Hey I'm just gonna eat this cookie here...

Me: I pity the fool.

by Dragon Ninja December 20, 2008

I love you

a term that can be used for both romantic and platonic relationships

“You’re my brother, I love you.” -Keith Kogane, to his older brother/mentor, Shiro.

by Yoranceiscanonking June 25, 2018