eating a can of green beans

What Brooklyn does when she is emotionally unstable

Aww shit! Brooklyn be eating a can of green beans. We boutta fill out some Google form.

by SecondMostInfluential February 23, 2022

Slutty Bean Bag Chair

An obese female, who despite her weight and unattractiveness, acquires large amounts of dick through trickery and illusion.

Thad: I don't understand how so many guys have had sex with Mandy... I mean look at her!
Tom: I know man...She's a slutty bean bag chair.

by Father Longcauk May 3, 2014

Pork 'n Beans

When a man rims a womans asshole until she shits lumpy diarrhea on his toungue

What did you do last night man?

I gave Jenna the pork 'n beans.

Thats nasty.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 22, 2016

Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie

a bean that suck pp and calls you gay, no refunds available

possibly gay man: This haunted alstolfo bean plushie is gay.

gay man: i want secks with the Haunted Astolfo Bean Plushie

by beanguy January 2, 2021

cheer up green bean

Popular expression used to comfort those in emotional distress. Also used in Russia.

Friend: "I want to kill myself"
Ashy: "Cheer up Green Bean"
Friend: "Thank you, I'm okay now"

by RelevantBanter May 27, 2015

Go eat a bean bro

The definition of this simply means to go eat a bean bro.

John "Go eat a bean bro."
Mark "No you."

by Bean bro January 26, 2018

Good morrow old bean

Just a greeting, like hello but more colourful

Good morrow old bean

by Kt VV February 2, 2010