National droopy balls day

April 17th is a day where you just let it hang balls to the wall style

Guy1:Hey did you hear April 17th is national droopy balls day

Guy2: no but I’m hella excited now

by Hahadonkeyballs April 15, 2020

national fuck a toaster day

National fuck a toaster day is where you fuck a toaster with your pp or a strapon

Ohh yeahh toaster you feel this now ohhh my pp but hope you like this toaster since it's national fuck a toaster day

by Toaster69420 June 7, 2020

National slap ass year

4 the rest of the year starting August29 u must slap a girls ass every day

All year i was slapping ass cuz it's national slap ass year

by Kobe been Bryant September 5, 2019

National Child Labor Day

On May 4, people will boast about how much school sucks, and how it's literally unmissable,

Prepare to vandalize, terrorize, and infiltrate schools, for it is National Child Labor Day

by Ku Klux Klonoa November 17, 2021

National insult Brent day

On the 1st of November you can insult Brent all day

“Brent your a twat” it’s okay because it’s national insult Brent day

by National insult Brent day November 1, 2019

Worldwide national fanpage day

This wonderfull day is for every fanpage out here! This national fanpage day gets celebrated 5 april!

Zonut: hey did you here it? It is worldwide national fanpage day!

by Hey728282 March 26, 2021

National coming out day

National coming out day, November 31st.

All the closeted LGBTQIA+‘s should come out of the closet and go down in those homophobes.

You shouldn’t be afraid to be something you can control be who you are.

If they don’t accept you, there the problem not you.

Someone: Hey, did you know it’s November 31st?

Someone else: It’s National coming out day!

by anonymous October 22, 2020