John Kerry

An Ultra-Liberal who was one of for senators who voted against the ban on killing babies who are half born! As stupid as they come!!!!!!

We shall now vote on the bill to end partial birth abortion, answer yea if you want it to pass, and nay if you don't!
John Kerry: Nay
John Edwards: Nay
Barbara Boxer: Nay
Dianne Feinstein:
Everyone else who isn't an idiot and a wannabe baby killer: YEA!!

by John-John August 18, 2006

john kerry

someone that should be on the Surreal Life

John Kerry is going to be on the Surreal Life next season.

by popisdead February 17, 2005

john hancock

when you pull out during anal sex and sign your name on their back with your poopy dick.

Don: You feel so good inside my ass....lets do this tomorrow...actually, lets get tatoos together.
Steve: I love you too, so for now I will just give you the john hancock.
Don: What is that?
Steve: Its when I sign your back.
Don: With what?
Steve: My dick.
Don: thats kinky. uh ah uh ah.....dont hurt me.

by pbrgirl September 28, 2005

John Elway

A great quarter back for the Broncos, an average quarter back for a sucky Stanford Cardinal team. Some people believe that if he had won the 1982 big game against Cal, he would have one the Heisman. However Cal lateraled the ball 5 times to score. The fact is you can't win the Heisman if you go 6-4.

(Person) "There is not a single college quarter back better than John Elway."

(Person 2) "Your such a dumbass I can't even begin to say how wrong you are."

by The1211998 on new email November 13, 2011

John legend

A soulful, talented brotha representin Chi-town music produced by Kanye West

John Legend's hit ordinary people is well known

by Giddy April 24, 2005

Dirty john

I don't know

The answer is a dirty john

by anonymous November 6, 2021

Hoppin John

When your ass is sweaty, and you’re sitting on a porta John smoking a cigarette, and you flip the cigarette between your legs and the cherry sticks to your balls or taint.

I was shitting and flicked my cigarette on my balls and hoppin johned my ass to the ceiling of the porta John.

by A2theMFC June 7, 2018