Turtle Bitching

To take forever to get ready to leave, usually for a party, when everyone else is waiting.

Liz, quit turtle bitching! Get your ass out the door NOW!

by Ginger Kitten April 12, 2011

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bitch roll

When you reject a phone call immediately and force the call to go to your voice mail.

Andrea called me while I was talking to Josh and I bitch rolled her 'cause I don't have time to talk to that bitch.

by Koo' Kat March 2, 2017

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Bitch Bacon

1. A greasy penis, whether it be because one masturbated with butter or crisco; or because the hair gel used on one's pubes sweated onto the penis.

2. A penis reserved for thicker women.

1. Whoa Jim! You better put your pants on before I squirt some soap on your greasy bitch bacon. You need to clean that thing up!

2. Suzy, you get your skinny ass off my bitch bacon right now, you know I only like porky polly's!

by assman8407 August 13, 2010

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Portable Bitch

An antisocialite trapped in a sick socialite's world.

Someone who doesn't want to be a socialite but lives in a world where socialites surround him/her.

A person who hates socialite habits but doesn't discriminate.

Someone who is hateful of social climbers

Lindsay Lohan's character in the movie 'Mean Girls' resembles an antisocialite trapped in a socialite's world. She must be a good old portable bitch.

by Tonskie January 14, 2008

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barrel bitch

A female gangster who carry’s guns, mostly known for shooting them too.

“Damn that girl is crazy, she just shot up that house!” “Cause she’s a barrel bitch”

by Taylerdesjarlais April 20, 2018

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question bitch

When one uses you to ask an uncomfortable question to someone. They are normally as curious (or even more) than you are but they prey on your curiosity to distance themselves from the question, getting you to do their dirty work for them.

Jan: Hey Felicia, don't you want to know what happened last night between John and Michelle?
Felicia: Sure, but it would be awkward to ask him, right?
Jan: Well, you should just do it. And then tell me all about it!
Felicia: Ok, I guess I'll be your question bitch!

by hmoreira June 20, 2016

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