Penis Tornado

While inserting your penis in a girl perform a cartwheel to produce a Penis Tornado

My husband tore my pussy with that Penis Tornado last nght.

by juicytangerine6969 June 29, 2014

Penis Patrol

(Pronounced "Peen-uh Patrol") Noun: The act of patrolling for phallic objects and simulating hand coitus upon them.

Patroller: I'm on Penis Patrol!
Dude: What's that?
Patroller: You're either on it or you aren't.

by PENIS PATROL July 24, 2008

penis-salad

An event or a party without female participants

Oh, no!!!!? Dude, this is a penis-salad party here!!

by Madon Puerto January 5, 2011

Typing Penis

A male or female that likes to be a douche bag online.

Clee Torice: "Someone just called me fat on Formspring!"
Mike Hunt: "Don't worry about it. It's just another typing penis"

by imaginemyass November 13, 2010

shrivelled penis

What every man fears.

You have a shrivelled penis! Ooh, that so cute!

by NeverMindWho April 14, 2006

danielitis penis

a penis that is already big limp and stays the same size erected, does not grow

My danielitis penis makes my friends jealous because it looks big when it isn't erect.

by John Anthony Moore March 9, 2008

Penis Burp

An expulsion of wind from the dick hole during coitus; a penis fart.

The man while having hard coitus will experience a penis burp.

by SarahFaith November 20, 2011