Scuz monkey

When hair in your drain is clumped together with semen that has gone down the drain as well.

John pulled the scuz monkey out of his drain this afternoon

by Mortt June 26, 2017

making monkey

having sexual intercourse with a person of preferred sex

me: sorry i didn’t answer your call, i was making monkey

by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020

Kraut Monkey

When a German is trying to teach an American their language, but they keep mispronoucing everything.

"Allie tried to teach Derick German, but he is obviously a Kraut Monkey."

by AMS101 August 5, 2020

Monkey Day

The day everyone goes back to work like evolved monkey's.
Monkey Day.

Hey come on Mon, its Monkey Day; we have to get off the floor and go find beefle

by MunsterBriPastry June 3, 2013

monkey pusher

A person who masturbates a lot, meant in a derogatory manner.

Person 1: "Hey how's it going?"
Person 2: "Fuck off monkey pusher!"

by Child of Yahweh July 8, 2010

Shit Monkey

Person who runs around catching the fall out from and covering for other people's mistakes and inadequacies

I did not sign up to run around after you catching your plops in a bucket like a shit monkey, you incompetent buffoon.

by Bunkups March 11, 2015

covid monkey

A person or grouper of people who spread covid virus without reguard for others. Intentionally or un intentionally by lack of personal hygiene or wearing a mask. Reference the movie outbreak.

I can't believe they ain't wearing masks. Total covid monkeys.

by Crauch December 10, 2020