Tits that are either: very dry, are very callused, are rough or any combination of these. Desert tits are like sandpaper to the touch and can cause severe dehydration to all indulger's. You can compare the feeling of these tits to a rough leather jacket. These are not the tits you wanna be around.
"Dude, i hooked up with this chick last night"
"awe man how was it"
"dude she had desert tits, my face is raw as hell!"
"awe man how was it"
"dude she had desert tits, my face is raw as hell!"
by R-Beezy December 9, 2008
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"Holy balls, that guitar is smoother than liquid tits!"
"Dude . . . this pizza is smoother than liquid tits."
"Dude . . . this pizza is smoother than liquid tits."
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Get the muffin tits mug.1. A ridiculously ignorant teenie bopper girl with tiny tits
2. A man who is ignorant and feminine
3. Any person who is obese, lazy, ignorant or otherwise unproductive.
4. A stupid woman who think she is da shit, when she is just da stank
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3. Any person who is obese, lazy, ignorant or otherwise unproductive.
4. A stupid woman who think she is da shit, when she is just da stank
"You need to shut ya mouth cheese tits before I kick your cracker ass!"
Ignorant cheese tits, can't tell the difference between au jus and roumalade sauce.
Did you see that fat ass cheese tits boy at school?
Ignorant cheese tits, can't tell the difference between au jus and roumalade sauce.
Did you see that fat ass cheese tits boy at school?
by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012
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It cant be used in usal situations.
God Tits is the moste poweful word in the tits collection then comes "Oprah Tits" and last just "Tits"
It cant be used in usal situations.
God Tits is the moste poweful word in the tits collection then comes "Oprah Tits" and last just "Tits"
It can be used like this "damn those 50 inch rims are god tits"
"it would be god tits if there would be a gay gangster movie" God Tits is to be used only in extreme cases
"it would be god tits if there would be a gay gangster movie" God Tits is to be used only in extreme cases
by DrPatri March 11, 2007
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