Poo Pen

Opposite of a ghost poo, when you keep wiping and poo is still there. The poo is like ink. Poo Pen,

Sam - Dude I went for a shit and I had poo pen and I couldn't stop wiping.

Alex - Just use a baby wipe -you animal.

by Amm2195 September 26, 2020

Posh Poo

A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.

Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.

Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"

by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022

Pee Pee Poo Poo

1. Noun, The strange mixture of diarrhea and urine, usually left in the toilet by people under the age of ten
2. Verb, the act of urinating into somebody elses unflushed diarrhea

1. "Jerry, your cousin left a pee pee poo poo in the bathroom!"
2. "Jerry, I'm sorry for pee pee poo pooing in the bathroom."

by WHAT HOW September 29, 2020

pee pee poo poo

When you pee and poop at the same time because you couldn't hold it. When this happens you stare blankly not knowing what to do then start peeing more. Then you start licking it and eat the poop.

"Oh no, I peed and pooped at the same time! Now the pee is all over the wall and floor! Such a pee pee poo poo moment."

by bibblebobsexnine July 1, 2022

poo poo pepe

when you and your friend grant are smashing in a bathroom stall and he nuts all over your face and the toilet and you have an erectile disfunction and grant is just nutting for 15 minutes non stop

i was in the bathroom doing poo poo pepe with grant

by cotton picker number1 May 17, 2022

Poo Zucchini

Do you want to tear the fabric of the universe with a couple words if so here they are

player 1: boy I love the universe but hate player 2

player 2: poo zucchini

player 1: gets deleted along with the universe.

by do you wish want die May 12, 2021

Packet-poos

It's the phenomenon that occurs to certain individuals after purchasing drugs. They immediately get the urge to run for the bathroom before consuming their drugs. This phenomenon does not occur to everyone, as only specific people will feel this urge.

Charlie: Let's smoke a joint, dude.
Bob: Maybe after I take a shit, okay?
Charlie: You always get the packet-poos before smoking one.

by mraladeen98 June 7, 2017