National kicked in the balls day

October 14 is officially get kicked in the balls day ok.

October 14 is national kicked in the balls day deal with it guys.

by Dmjvgdlnvkg October 9, 2020

National Send A Nude Day

April 20th. On this day, you send a nude to the person you trust. Whether it brightens their day and/or sparks some intimate emotions, your nude will be greatly appreciated by the person of your choosing.

National Send A Nude Day: A day where you send a picture of yourself showing you naked exposing your most private parts to the person you trust the most

*sends nude to boyfriend*
Boyfriend: Baby, you are literally the person of my dreams and nothing makes me happier than knowing I’m worthy of your spectacular nudes.
*sends nude to girlfriend*

by CoupleSaver June 7, 2018

National fuck mariah day

Fuck any girl named mariah

Today’s national fuck mariah day, I’m finna fuck.

by iliketoeatcakeifunowhatimean April 12, 2019

National shut up day

It is every day I thought I could make a day so blow me.

Today is national shut up day, what are you gonna do?

by Poop head 9000 October 16, 2019

National slap ass year

4 the rest of the year starting August29 u must slap a girls ass every day

All year i was slapping ass cuz it's national slap ass year

by Kobe been Bryant September 5, 2019

national fuck a toaster day

National fuck a toaster day is where you fuck a toaster with your pp or a strapon

Ohh yeahh toaster you feel this now ohhh my pp but hope you like this toaster since it's national fuck a toaster day

by Toaster69420 June 7, 2020

national shit on the British day

The day in which one must shit on Britain and all of its inhabitants because British people suck ass.

Occurs November 16th annually

“Hey, do you want to join me tonight for national shit on the British day?”

by Raiyu November 16, 2021