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Top Urgent

Something may or may not be important, but you are feeling an unstoppable desire to showcase how much of an asshole you can be by making it everyone else's problem. However you lack the authority and balls to actually get people to take notice of the situation. This is when you whip out phrases like Top Urgent.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.
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TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month
by #NotYourTherapist August 17, 2024
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Copper top

Sexual term for when a woman eats your ass, and you poop in her mouth before she gives you a BJ, leaving the tip of your penis a copper color.
Dude, I hooked up with this girl last night that was so freaky, we did a copper top.
by Huge hammer69 April 10, 2021
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guy tops a girl
when a guy is shifting/meeting a girl and he slides her hands up under her top and bra and squeezes her tits
beware, if done without asking first get ready for a kick in the balls
danny: did you hear that shane topped rebecca last night? she got so turned on she started grinding against his leg so he stuck his finger up her skirt and started fingering her! you should hear some of the sounds she made!
by ginalinettispaghetticonfetti November 16, 2019
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french top hat

French top hat is when a french tumbler is made incorrectly or unsatisfactorily and if poured back over the makers head.
He was being such a dick about making me the drink, I gave him a French top hat to cool him off.
by End_owled December 4, 2017
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Boner on top

A sex position where the male sits on top of the woman while she's lying down, faces away from the woman, and bounces up and down on nothing (while he has a boner)
Bro I totally did boner on top with your mom last night
by Harvey bonerstein July 20, 2021
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Top Airnover

Top Airnover is a semi-professional content creator for Top Clan in Brawlstars. He is the 17th substitute for the professional team, due to how absolutely mediocre and subpar his skillset is. Top Airnover claims he is the CEO of Top Clan, despite not funding/making/doing anything/paying any of the members for the clan. In fact, all of the members of Top Clan claim he should be kicked out permanently from the clan and leadership should go to Top Chilli. He is a one-trick Jacky player, even though he sucks absolute balls at her.
Who is this Top Airnover guy?
Top Airnover is cryptoselling my comp game.
Top Airnover sucks at Jacky.
by xjiho May 8, 2024
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Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible
Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?
by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022
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