Potato

You will know a *potato* when you see one

My cat is a VERY fat potato

by HAHahaaaaa11 November 23, 2021

Potato Balling

The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.

“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”

by AhLaVache August 26, 2013

Potato Male

A potato male is a frail and weak male compared to other higher class males such as Yogurt males and Gigma males. They are very self conscious and hate going to the gym and people that go to it. Unlike Yogurt males they try to make there life simpler but end up making it the most complicated thing on earth by overthinking everything. Basically, these guys are the guys that get bullied in school

OMG EEWWW! Is that guy a Potato male?
(runs away)

by The Yogurt male July 25, 2022

potato

The best thing.
The places it's grown are the best, namely Idaho and Ireland. They are so great that many museums have been built just for them. They are so great that when they went bad a million people died.
I am potato

Person 1:"What do you want to do?"
Person 2:"Potato."
Person 1:"What?"
Person 2:"POTATO!! Potato, potato potato, pototo."

by Ranger Russet December 31, 2023

The John's Potato

Similar to the bee's knees or the cats miaow.
Something awesome, cool or enjoyable.

Person 1: Have you been to that new restaurant??

Person 2: Yeah! It's the John's Potato!

by awesomemannn September 23, 2021

scalloped potatoes

To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.

" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."

by Shit guru June 30, 2017

making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.

Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.

by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019