Poopy Pants

A downer, sulker, belly-acher, killjoy; being cranky or grumpy

Guy 1: Man what's wrong with him?
Guy 2: Oh he's just being a poopy pants.

by Wun Hung Low April 13, 2022

Pantful

Mattie Westbrouck said she was pantful once. The opposite of pantless. To be wearing pants.

I am very pantful today.

by Tacocat_wuvs_chez May 29, 2022

Crazy Pants

When all you do is drink your life away and call the cops on people. When you have nothing going on in your own life, so you make it your job to make others miserable. When all the alcohol goes to your head and makes you crazy.

Watch out for crazy pants, she'll call the cops on you for just breathing.

by BlazenKazen July 29, 2024

Pants Crouton

When you don't wipe very well and a little bit of poop gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.

Aww man, I've got the biggest pants crouton right now.

by suttenplant October 11, 2015

Shag Pants

Loose, baggy, and often old pants without buttons, zippers, or belt loops. They are worn to be easily taken off, or at least to allow easy fingering/hand jobs.

Babe, your mom is downstairs. Go put on some shag pants and let's "watch" a movie.

by sidewalks February 2, 2015

video-intro panting

Da loud wheezy-breathing sounds dat accompany da first few moments of impromptu-filmed motion-picture-camera footage, indicating dat da camera-man had to run fast and/or a considerable distance to reach da filming-location.

I love making home-movies of lovely nature-scenes and interesting civilization-based activities; da only problem with trying to capture such "reality-based" content is dat "time waits for no man", and so I often hafta "rush home to grab my camcorder" when I unexpectedly see a splendiferous scene unfolding in front of me, and so you will often hear a lengthy interval of video-intro panting when viewing da resulting taped footage on your TV afterwards.

by QuacksO February 9, 2021

phlannel pj pants

When one sexual partner shaves themself (any body hair, but particularly pubic) and then applies a layer of Vaseline to their par tner's legs, followed by the hair. This is done pre-coitus and is often used in gender reversal fantasies.

Guy 1: Hey, dude, where did your leg hair go?

Guy 2: I gave my girl a pair of phlannel pj pants before we had sex last week. The sex was great, but the cleanup was a lot to deal with.

by redbird nation November 12, 2015