Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism

The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Get there.

Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism is derived from something said by George Carlin. It explains that sometimes you expect too much of yourself and it gets you down in life.

by Mindbladeskillyaks June 16, 2010

Karamazov's Law

The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.

That Instagram model's husband is a victim of Karamazov's law, the poor guy.

by ProudBoomer January 7, 2021

Shepherd's Law

This fake law was founded by Leah and Sade and has not yet to be proven.

Shepherd's Law is a bunch of shit.

by motivenation February 26, 2017

Done’s Law

An idea similar in concept to Murphy’s Law which states “Anything that can be taken out of context, will be taken out of context”

Guy #1: “I love Dick (1999)”
Guy #2: “lmao you love Dick”
Guy #1: “I do, but I am also now a victim of Done’s Law

by Soulja Boy MD May 23, 2024

third-cousin-in-law

1- Third-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's third-cousin.
3- 3C-in-law.

My third-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

The Lemon Law

In the event that either significant other in a relationship of less than 3 months becomes extremely ill, no longer operates as advertised or becomes extremely unreliable…the other significant other reserves the right to immediately terminate the relationship with a clean break and without fear of retaliation.

The girl I was with for less than 2 months became so sick and stopped doing fun things with me, so I enacted the Lemon Law and got a newer model.

by CuriousLynx June 12, 2025

grandaunt-in-law

1. The wife of one's grandparent's brother.
2. The sister of one's grandparent-in-law.

My grandaunt-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019