Dead grandma

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.

by Hahaha bad February 8, 2022

dead slob

a dead slob is someone who is fat and dead.

man did you see the news about that dead slob??

by walidagreat March 2, 2020

dead vinnies

The ejaculate of a pathetic male.

Gevy cried again, for the third night in a row, as he unleashed a load of dead vinnies down his stairwell.

by Gevy March 5, 2024

dead mommeter

When you can tell that someone’s mom is dead because yours is also dead.

Your mom is dead? Me too! I had a feeling, my dead mommeter was going crazy.

by Mommy issues May 11, 2021

Deading

another word for dying but was made by Troublesome.

I am deading.

by Troublesome10101 December 9, 2020

dead pool

A swimming pool filled by people who like to swear / curse a lot.

At that party, the vibe was so wild the swimming pool becomes a "dead pool", with everyone tossing around curse words like they were diving into the water!

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

bouncy dead dog

a dead dog that started bouncing after it died

Somebody: Did you hear about Carl's bouncy dead dog?

Somebody else: No, was his dead dog really bouncing?

by Mrs. Doggy August 22, 2022