Taco meat slap

When a male of any species takes a 5 pound exercise ball and repeatedly slaps the coochie until it slides in. No lube is allowed and neither party can be shaved.

My cunt hurts after my boyfriend taco meat slapped me.

by Thelilboy April 4, 2019

Beef Taco Hotpocket

When you open a woman’s vagina and insert only your balls

It was so cold outside, I said to Maria, “It’s time for a Beef Taco Hotpocket...”

by K1llawatt69 November 4, 2017

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by ilovezaynmalik March 18, 2021

jizz covered tacos

when your eating a taco and your sour cream is really jizz bc the guy next to you wanted to be funny and jizzed all over your taco, so now your taco is going to be a stick mess.

dude that cour cream looks like jizz, your eating a jizz covered tacos

by TarTar[-_-] August 20, 2009

Burnt Taco Meat

Black peoples pubes or body hair.

"That homeless lady definitely has Burnt Taco Meat."

by osama ben lez December 15, 2018

Cambodian Clam taco

In order to reenact this u will need you and four of ur clsoest friends. all of u will begin by gettin ass naked with a lemon up the ass. While doing so four of the members will lay another down and smother him in beef. While doing so they will cum all over him for an extra kick to the spices.After this has taken place the 3 standing members will cover them selves in mac mustard, tomato,clams ,lettuce, cheese, and chilli and wrestle the laying member for 20 mins or so. When done they will gather all of the scrappings and equally divide them into taco shells for a delicious treat.

Stew: What did you and the boys do last night?
Drew: Guess.
Neil: Have you ever had a Cambodian clam taco lol?
Drew: Yeah a clam taco lol
Stew: I want a cambodian clam taco.
Drew&Neil: Be over at 7p.m.

by forest bensen May 27, 2010

hot chocolate taco

a person he/she who shits in a vagina, then pours steamin water in, then stirs the mixture togethr. then they drink it out with a straw

I was so desperate for somethin to drink, i whipped up a couple of hot chocolate tacos

by T. Korona November 19, 2007