National kicked in the balls day

October 14 is officially get kicked in the balls day ok.

October 14 is national kicked in the balls day deal with it guys.

by Dmjvgdlnvkg October 9, 2020

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National Send A Nude Day

April 20th. On this day, you send a nude to the person you trust. Whether it brightens their day and/or sparks some intimate emotions, your nude will be greatly appreciated by the person of your choosing.

National Send A Nude Day: A day where you send a picture of yourself showing you naked exposing your most private parts to the person you trust the most

*sends nude to boyfriend*
Boyfriend: Baby, you are literally the person of my dreams and nothing makes me happier than knowing I’m worthy of your spectacular nudes.
*sends nude to girlfriend*

by CoupleSaver June 7, 2018

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National fuck mariah day

Fuck any girl named mariah

Today’s national fuck mariah day, I’m finna fuck.

by iliketoeatcakeifunowhatimean April 12, 2019

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national shit on the British day

The day in which one must shit on Britain and all of its inhabitants because British people suck ass.

Occurs November 16th annually

“Hey, do you want to join me tonight for national shit on the British day?”

by Raiyu November 16, 2021

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National Cum Sock Day

On April 13, all cum socks that have been used are to be disposed of in either an ocean, a lake, or a fire.

Doing this task will grant you the lucky nut for the rest of the year

Happy National Cum Sock Day.

by CumSocks69 April 11, 2019

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