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Brown calfing

Needing to take a shit so badly that the poop is peeking out of your butt.
Traffic was so slow that by the time I got home and into the bathroom, I was brown calfing.
by Aviatrixx July 22, 2015
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Chris Brown

Oh NO!!! Chris Brown hit his wife...
by StickyNastyCheese December 6, 2019
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Brown Sheridan

When you shit all over your partner during hot passionate sex
You’re making me all hot and horny. I’m ready for a Brown Sheridan
by Barry McBarryface April 5, 2020
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Business Brown

When you work hourly and take a shit without clocking out.
Yo, I heard that Gavin got fired for his daily Business Browns.
by TheLAMSauce November 30, 2020
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Brown people

The ethnic male/female of brown skin colour.
The skin colour of the future human race as:
1. Brown people have more offspring.
2. Mixed raced people emerge as the colour brown.
3. White people develop interracial relationships.

White people get tans to be BROWN while black /brown people use whitening cream to be whiter. Yet all people want the colour brown as its seen as the sexy tanned colour.

However the media downplays this fact through netagtive stereotyping of the brown man as a terrorist. The brown man is never a celebrity, model or sucessful polical person in the western world.

Yet the emerging brown race will dominate the planet based on Islam.
Brown and black men will dominate the world
Brown man + Brown woman = Brown offspring
Brown man + black woman = Dark Brown offspring
Brown man = White woman = Light Brown offspring
Black man + white woman = Brown offspring

Either way its still brown these brown people will be of mixed religions however majority of brown people are Muslim
by HARAMEEZ December 15, 2011
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cooter brown

1. Being extremely drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.
1. Last night at the bar, Dave was drunk as cooter brown.
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"
by Reykjavik September 10, 2008
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brown out

A moon that exposes the brown eye.

A mass mooning by several people that exposes all of their brown eyes.
250 guys had a brown out in front of the Phi Mu house on Saturday. You should have seen it!
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
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