Soft Serve Ice Cream

The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.

Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 18, 2023

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Asshole cream

´Cream that comes out after getting backshots

Guy fucking: Damn thats a lot of asshole cream

by nohomo4206967 October 2, 2025

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Cream Show

A particularly profitable venture. Commonly used by those that work in the wilds of Canada, such as loggers, tree-planters, drillers, land surveyors and geophysicists.

That contract was an absolute cream show, everybody made money and got home before Christmas.

by extylerma March 10, 2023

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Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser

Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser is when you are on a ladder about 2 meters above your sex partner when you cum all over her face while she is below. You also move your hips as if you are hula hooping. It makes the cum look like ice cream falling down in a spiral motion.

Did you hear Alexis let Nick do an Airforce bombing sky high ice cream dispenser?

No way bro! I wish my girlfriend would let me do that with her.

by Ihavehemroids October 2, 2018

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Kody tub cream

When your name is Kody and you sit on your butt in an empty tub, take 2 cups of imigrant throw-up, and jerk off with it. Then when you finish. Mix it with the puke and put it in a squeeze bottle and leave it on the condiments table at Moe's.

Hey Chris, wanna go to Moe's? I'm starving.

Sure! I love their condiments.. the Kody tub cream is yummy!!

by Tub rub December 12, 2021

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