Vampire Penis

Another name for a tampon.

Girl 1: Ugh.. I started my period. Did you bring any tampons?
Girl 2: Do you mean a Vampire Penis?

by styl0 May 22, 2010

Small PENIS

What I have

I HAVE A small PENIS

by COUNTCOOLDUDE666 July 1, 2019

Penis Paste

To put toothpaste on your penis then brush a females teeth with it

My mouth is now minty fresh after using Penis Paste

by Tristosterone June 25, 2010

Penis lift

A truck that is raised so high, they must be compensating for something...

"Dude, did you see that bro's truck that just drove by? Total penis lift!"

by Tizzle McBaltheezy July 18, 2007

Penis artist

Every guy in America.

"Hey, George."
"Hey, Kyle!"
"Whatchaa dooing?"
"Drawing penises, and stuff."
"..."
"..."
"Can I help?"
I forgot to include penis artist.

by ShleppordsforLife October 23, 2011

penis grapple

The act of a woman guiding a penis into her vagina with her hand.

"She was giving me a great penis grapple so I knew she wanted it all night."

by j44757blaze February 22, 2009

noodle penis

A long and skinny penis. The average noodle penis is around 2mm in diameter and 4 feet long.

"Hey, how was jimmy?"
"He had a noodle penis ;)"
"That must've been great. Did it come out of your mouth?"
"You know it ;)"

by Meghan5sos December 12, 2015