monkey funky

When something is B-bobbin shizle biscuit; flattering; amazing; cool; nice.

"Hey... that shirt is monkey funky!"

by Nene December 10, 2003

Monkey Spot

The patch of hair that grows just below the neck, but above the collar line.

I'd never seen Jimmy in a tank-top before, but holy crap, his monkey spot needs some work!

When John leaned back in the chair, his collar slid down in the back, and all his monkey spot fell out. I about puked.

by Veedubklown September 1, 2014

monkeys-on-tour

drinking holiday/vacation where the primary goal is getting monkeyed.

all the lads are doing a monkeys-on-tour to Ibiza this summer.

by the_rorz August 5, 2009

Muddy Monkey

The sexual act of shitting in a community pot, (can involve multiple people), and covering ones self in it. Then they throw shit out of the community pot at one another to pick a mate. Then they have intercourse, no matter what gender.

Yo me and my friends did the muddy monkey last night, that shit was wicked

by GalvanizedBoyToy October 14, 2019

Monkey-rig

Makeshift repair or temporary contrivance, made with only the tools and materials that happen to be on hand. jury rig wing

We had to monkey-rig the car door so it would shut after the car accident.

by smarteepants May 10, 2012

Monkey in the bathroom

When your monkey uses the toilet again

Theres a Monkey in the bathroom Please give this bitch a banana

by Sako Yamoto October 29, 2020

Tunnel Monkey

A term used to describe homosexual black men.

"When I was at the club last night, there was this group of tunnel monkeys who kept trying to get at me the whole time."

"Don't drop the soap, or the tunnel monkeys will get you."

by angerdog January 20, 2014