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Fart Boy

To begin, Fart Boy is not only a definition but it is a state of mind, a being, an aura perhaps. To be a Fart Boy means to be one with your inner-self, a spiritual being of fartness, not afraid to release the inner being of your Fart Boy and allowing the goofy side of one’s Fart Boy to flow. You would think to be a Fart Boy means to be a boy that farts, but in fact the opposite. A Fart Boy can be man or woman, being a Fart Boy encapsulates a certain type of energy that one has, that not all can bring to the table. A Fart Boy goes above and beyond your average human, in fact they succeed and excel in certain but simple behaviors including: sense of humor, “goofyness” as one would say, performing daily activities that doesn’t even make sense to the definition of fart boy. The list goes on.

You’ve probably reached this portion of the paragraph and thought to yourself, “I’m lost, Fart Boy hasn’t even been defined in any of this, wtf is a Fart Boy” and here is the technical answer to your question.
Fart boy- a person who is goofy unlike the rest; holds a certain aura/state of mind that is unhinged to the rest of the population, someone that holds a sense of humor like no other.
“Dude this man is goofy as fuck, I’ve never met someone this funny. There’s just something about him that makes him goofier than no other”

Damn bro… sure sounds like a Fart Boy to me.”
by Fartboy798 January 18, 2022
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hammster farts

After the 1 a.m. consumption of delicious home-made guacamole, one will produce persistent and pungent farts the following day, reminiscent of the one and only D.S. Hamm.
"I've got the hammster farts, I ate too much guac last night"
by kelamaroo September 30, 2008
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Hybrid Fart

The fart you have after rooming with a gay or bisexual male, your butthole got stretched open by the anal sex and now having no noise when farting.
Billy : Hey i cant wait for the New York Field trip, dude!
Tim : only down side is, we have to room with Andrew, by morning ill be putting off hybrid farts!
by WoodyIsDaSex May 2, 2010
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fart constipation

When u need to fart and it just doesn't happen !
I really need to fart but it's not happening I think I have fart constipation
by Jesslaffo September 28, 2014
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Fart sack

A slang term describing a bed
I’m so tied, I need to hi the fart sack
by Sophdog5 May 9, 2018
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hate farts

Farts that you purposely build up for an extended period of time , so you can unleash on someone that pisses you off.
Hey Sean I need some beans or chilli , because I'm working on a hate farts for Brad.. he's getting on my nerves .
by Timmy Smithers October 12, 2015
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fart face

tht gal got a fart face
by U dnt wanna know May 18, 2004
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